UCTAA churchlight

Site Search via Google

Discussion 1 to Meditation 1135
Appeasing Cthulhu Legalized

submitted by: Paul Neubauer

To give your own opinion on this exchange of views, please sign in to the discussion forum below, or alternatively, use the contact page to provide your comments for publication.

This seems a logical consequence of the US Supreme Court's Hobby Lobby decision...

Supreme Court Rules JCPenney Allowed to Sacrifice Employees to Appease Cthulhu

July 1, 2014 - Citing the newly-established precedent of corporate-religious exemption, the U.S. Supreme Court ruled Tuesday in favor of JCPenney, upholding the company's right to sacrifice pure-hearted employees in order to assuage the Dread Lord Cthulhu, Bringer of Madness.

The Penney estate, devout cultists and owners of the multibillion-dollar chain of mid-range department stores, joined by CEO Mike Ullman, sued the government in 2012 when new federal employee protections made it illegal for them to hire virgin maidens for the sole purpose of spilling their blood on the Altar of the Cosmos, with the hope that such an offering will prolong the Great Old One's slumber in the sunken city of R'lyeh.

“We're not opposed to the practice of protecting and celebrating life set forth by your quaint, human Biblical standards,” said Ullman last week on Lou Dobbs Tonight. “But JCPenney is not that sort of company, for in his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming. We see through the insignificance of your primitive ape society to the coming storm of insanity that is His rise.”

- See more at: Moon Mont Chronicle

Have your say...

Please take a moment to share your thoughts, pro and con, on this discussion.

comments powered by Disqus