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Discussion 2 to Meditation 906
Insult-a-rabbi contest entry

by: Jackdaw

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To: Rabbi Avraham Dov Levin, and the members of the Monetary Affairs Court.

Having found out about your recent sentencing of a dog to death by stoning for the “crime” of being possessed by a dead lawyer, it occurs to me that you are barking mad due to a shortage of intelligence. In order to correct this sad deficiency on your part I am prepared to make the following offer.

I will purchase a cabbage from the local organic vegetable retailer. I will also enlist a local tree surgeon to carry out the delicate operation of transplanting the brains of said cabbage into the heads of all the members of your court. This will have the effect of increasing the total I.Q. of you and your colleagues manyfold.

Please note that due to the low starting base don't expect the sum total to approach one on the Stanford-Binet scale. Besides, any greater increase would obviously be so overwhelming as to put your continued existence into doubt.

You would, of course, have to arrange transport from Israel to Wales and return for yourselves and your keepers, which as doubly qualified parasites (religious lawyers) should be a mere matter of petty cash, and hence an irrelevancy.