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International Psychic Society (silly) Joke

as originally published on the now defunct Progress Humour Archive

1200 persons attended the recent International Psychic Society conference.

Moderator: "How many attendees believe in ghosts?" (Over 80% of the hands were raised)

Moderator: "How many have actually seen a ghost?" (58% of the hands were raised)

Moderator: "How many believe that a ghost can be solid?" (23% of the hands were raised)

Moderator: "How many have ever physically touched a ghost?" (3% of the hands were raised)

Moderator: "How many have ever had sex with a ghost?" (After some pause one lonely hand at the back of the hall went up)

Moderator: "May I ask where you are from, sir?"

Attendee: "I am from Llandudone in Wales."

Moderator: "And you say you've had sex with a ghost?"

Attendee: "Oh, I thought you said 'goat'."